ifmuldercouldseemenow:

In The X-files we don’t say “I love you,” we say… …In fact we don’t say anything. We hold hands and touch foreheads. Lots of gazing. And then we have secret sex. And I think that’s beautiful

-Who are you kidding? Girls can’t play softball.
-What did you say?
-I said girls can’t play softball.
-Uh oh.

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